I was sitting at the edge of the bed watching TV and she goes to roll over and bumps me.
“I thought you were going to get sushi? Where’s my ginger salad?”
She falls back asleep then stirs again,
“Why is my dad sad? does he not like ginger? and when are we decorating the Christmas tree?”
“Where is the boxstitch? I need to take it to my dad so he can hear his music”
“You mean the headphones?”
Morning Delusions is a blog with really short posts. The main idea behind it is my girlfriend says some really weird shit when she wakes up and often times it’s funny as hell so I thought I’d share. No names will be giving and this is with her full consent ^_^.
I hope you enjoy my tiny blog!
